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wee-HOO!!

"sci-fu" by transmothra



Garageband Records' Track of the Day - Jan. 29!

just plain cool. Swank Ivy. check out her pranks page. my gawd!

Jackie Corley is at it again, this time with a brand-spankin'-new domain name!
got damn, i just love that sistah! woo-ha! this is america...

whee-ha! thelovingscares.com! a site i made for my dear friend Tony, for his birthday! (shh! it's not 'til tuesday, but i just sent him an early "invitation," heh heh.)
Send him an e-mail (on the 15th) to say happy birthday!

for an even more intimate look into the startlingly shallow depths of my soul, visit my LiveJournal page.
now with 50% more funk.
(note: you won't get the Really Good Stuff unless you sign up with LJ and get in tight with me.)

i made less than fifty fucking cents on mp3.com for the month of december. (it costs me $20/month)
i didn't get even slightly drunk for new year's eve.
and i think i missed a very important phone call from a really cool chick tonite.
i am god damn going to bust something fucking open.

what? yeah, fuck you, too.